1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the
bank, common pen they won't have. These
people are very dangerous, once u borrow
them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify
them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone
tells u "may I have your pen?" Believe me bros,
that's d last time u will see that pen (except
if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to
know the last person and u hear dem
saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken,
abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d
end of d day, they cause confusion (na me
dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple
don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan!
They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately
they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier
or manager, he asks them 2sit down &
within 5 mins they've completed there
transactions while u still dey there looking
like mumu 4queue.
(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then
u see them removing their belts, car keys,
mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps
shouting "pls go back" My bros next time
come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in...
# LOLZ!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can
waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal
slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c
dem canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking
another one. To write common 3780 Naira
in words
na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates
are found wanting in this scenario.......
CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world
since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4
today's date, even after telling them d
correct date,they will ask some1 else again. I
tire 4 dis pple oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even
smiling now,oya tell us which one do u
belong???...
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